Sunday, 18 May 2008

When Harry met Pedro... (Review: Vicky Cristina Barcelona)


My second film in Cannes, and it's great to see the New Woody Allen has found his feet.

After a faltering start to his European re-invention with Match Point, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is an intelligent and accomplished piece of work, and a hugely enjoyable watch.

Two American tourists, played by Scarlett Johansson and Rebecca Hall (say who now? British actress, who was in Starter for 10 and The Prestige) escape to Barcelona for a summer of love. Very different kinds of love, as the all-knowing but unidentified narrator explains: Scarlett's character Cristina is a wannabe-bohemian looking for adventure, and edgy, dangerous romance. Hall's newly engaged Vicky is there to explore her love of Catalan identity, while counting the days before returning to her materialistic but fairly sympathetic fiance.
The die is cast on their first night out in Barcelona, when they are approached by brooding, swarthy, Latino artist Juan Antonio, played with relish by Javier Bardem. His larger-than-life racial stereotype combined with the fact we know Scarlett Johansson is looking for exactly what he's offering makes for some hilarious dramatic irony and knowing comedy.
Bardem makes the girls an offer they ultimately can't refuse, and the film really gets going.
Enter Penelope Cruz, another exaggerated character playing on the personas she's created in previous films, but stopping short of parody. She is a woman possessed, enraged, full of anger and creative emotion - for good and for bad. Her dialogue and chemistry with Bardem is perhaps the most enjoyable and original element of the film - their Spanglish rows perfectly capturing the clash of cultures, and all credit to the director for allowing them the freedom he clearly has with the script and language.

Not to give too much away, the plot that follows is a messy love square that twists and turns, producing buckets of angst and neurotic analysis, mostly from the American contingent, although Cruz's outbursts more than compensate on the Spanish side.

The headline-grabbing talking point of the film is the lesbian stuff between Johansson and Cruz, which is less titillating than intriguing, and fits entirely with the direction and mood of the movie.

Like Manhattan, and, to a lesser extent, London in Match Point, the city of Barcelona plays an active role in the film, and the director goes a bit doe-eyed over the honey-sunshine-drenched Gaudi architecture and surrounding countryside. But it is the perfect setting for the culture-clash themes, and the invasion of the American tourists throws up all sorts of fascinating cultural differences and similarities debated through the characters.

Some people aren't going to like the voiceover - it's a very easy exposition device that remains unexplained. It'll frustrate and disappoint some, but frankly it is necessary and it didn't bother me a jot.

So yes, this is Woody Allen 'doing' Almodovar, but what he's created is no pastiche. It's an original and successful character comedy that's finally banished the ghost of the Allen we know and love in front of the camera, by effectively channeling his neuroses into fresh characters.

Cannes Van Damage

Friday, 16 May 2008

VD on the beach


Brangelina, Pandas, Vodka and Blindness

Yesterday was a long day.

It began with a sleepy Danny Glover, late for the interview because he'd gone to the wrong hotel, answering Lisa's questions with a glazed over, geriatric air, but coming across as warm, grandfatherly and deeply likeable.

Back to file that then straight to a bunfight of a press conference where a heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie confirmed to the world she is expecting twins. It was the cast and crew of Kung Fu Panda, the latest Dreamworks animation, and most of the big-name cast was there - Dustin Hoffman was belligerent and pseudo-intellectual, Jack Black was annoying (OK, you're unattractive, don't keep trying to compensate by saying everything in a silly voice), and Jolie - well, she was glowing. Everybody said the right things and it was over, on to prepare for more 'panda-monium' at the premiere.

And a Cannes premiere is a special thing. Formal evening dress is compulsory - even jokers like me are forced to squeeze into a bow tie and the stars that grace the red carpet for the most part warrant our attention. Having said that one flame-haired scantily-clad woman at this particular one just stayed there posing for over a quarter of an hour, prompting me to ask an official who she was. "Nobody knows" she replied "We think she's in porn". Classy.

Soon all was forgotten when Angelina and the cast showed up for starters, then she popped off and reappeared for the main course - her and Brad side by side, stroking each other's bumps.

Anyway, it was long and pretty physical amongst the paps, but the day wasn't finished yet. We were off to the GQ party to promote the upcoming Britflick How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.

On arrival, we chatted to Lily Allen about her breasts being all over the British tabloids, and various people about the film. Toby Young, the author of the autobiographical book, was annoying, while Simon Pegg, who plays him in the film, was charming and funny. Mischa Barton posed but didn't stay and chat.

Once the interviews were over, we headed into the party where we were immediately offered vodka in shot glasses made of ice. The guests were a mix of A to Z listers and industry bods, from Harvey Weinstein to that bird who presents the showbiz on GMTV. One news presenter on a major channel was wandering around three sheets to the wind, and it seemed a good time was had by all.

Then we took a taxi back, stayed up editing and filing til 4, then I couldn't sleep until 7. A proper 'nuit blanche' as they call it here, but not in such a good way.

That was yesterday. More about today tomorrow.

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Two out of Five

So there I was, a flash of blue pinstripe in a sea of black tuxedoes, soaking up my first Cannes premiere, when it happened.

Two of my laminated Top Five turn up on the red carpet holding hands. Aishwarya Rai and Eva Longoria, God knows how they know each other, float into view as I take deep breaths behind the camera and try to keep steady.

It was the screening of Blindness, Fernando Meirelles' latest and the film everyone's pretending to get excited about while killing time before Indiana Jones.

So - a long old day, kicking off with kung-fu fighting Jack Black and ending with red carpet glamour at the official opening, followed by a media party hosted by some PR agency where good contacts were made.

All in all not a bad day's work. It's now coming up midnight and we have yet to file our last stuff, with another packed day planned for tomorrow. Interesting to see how long before the cracks start to show...

Smokin' Sean Penn

For those of you worried that media-shy Sean Penn would be something of a damp squib as the President of this years Grand Jury at Cannes, worry no longer. At the inaugural press conference when this year's jurors are sworn in, Penn was quite literally smokin'.

Seriously, I'll put up a picture when I get one, he had to have a cigarette break. A woman on the panel claimed it was for 'some medical reason', then three of them, including Penn lit up there and then.

Indiana Jones and the Spooky Media Blackout

Does Indy stink?

Something does, and the word on the boardwalk here in Cannes is that it's the new Spielberg project. Let me explain.

In the run-up to Cannes, big broadcasters were promised high-profile interviews with the A-list cast, and the media were salivating at the prospect of covering a proper Hollywood blockbuster while pretending to be arthouse.

And then the apology emails went out and the PR phones were switched off.

The big-name crews I've just been speaking to at the Palais des Festivals have been bounced, and it all points to the unthinkable - from a professional and personal point of view - that Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is s**t.

Indiana Jones day is Sunday and surprise surprise screenings are scarce, but we should know more then. Watch this space.